Would you like some simple jokes with linguistic value to bring some humour into your classes?
This site has hundreds of jokes to choose from. The jokes are organised into categories.
Just click on the category you want and have a look. You can copy and paste the jokes you like into a Word document, to take into class.
Click on the link at the bottom of the page to read the jokes.
The Newest Jokes
Q: What starts with an ‘e’, ends with an ‘e’ and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Short Jokes
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped up and said, "Woof! Woof!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." Submitted by BH LEE.
Riddles
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
Submitted by Tinour.
Puns
Two friends meet and one of them says, "I've taught my dog how to speak English!" "That's impossible", says the other man, "Dogs don't speak!" "It's true! I'll show you". He turns to his dog, "How's the situation in England?" The dog answers: "Rough, rough!"
Submitted by: Alexandra Pedro.
Jokes about the misuse of English
Three EFL students are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop. "It's windy" says the first. "No it isn't, it's Thursday" says the second. "Me too", says the third, "Forget the listening, let's go for a drink!"
Submitted by Bernadette Kelly.
The jokes address is: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes.html
